We attacked with carrots and you brought out an Uzi. - AN, poker night

You’ve gotta bring more than your mouth. - SB to LT

You’re fast AND perverted! -AN

That was wrong with a side order of wrong bundled in more wrong! - LT

If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.  - reported by TH

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Paul K is helpful -

Facebook Flair: WWJWIB - What would Jesus wrap in bacon?

We already know the answer to this. Bacon makes an excellent wrapping for a legion of demons. Just some helpful pointers for the future: 1) Make sure that the bacon is dead first. 2) If bacon is still alive, make sure that no surface water is around (rivers, lakes, ponds, ( Read more... )

Number One:
>Seriously! Come on!<

From:        Fiona Fakename
To:             All
Subject:    I have nuts...

... from >vendor<. They are at my desk

Number Two:
>that which caused the stupid signs on the doors of the stalls<

Drawer - MAIL

From:          Sue Pseudonym

To:               ladies

Subject:      Middle stall

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We attacked with carrots and you brought out an Uzi. - AN, poker night

You’ve gotta bring more than your mouth. - SB to LT

You’re fast AND perverted! -AN

That was wrong with a side order of wrong bundled in more wrong! - LT

If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.  - reported by TH

The only hoes YOU have are for your ( Read more... )

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Guesses:

Don’t fore
Dark sure
don’t forward
don’t save
done for
Isn't sure
don't send

Coolest Guesses Number One:
From Randy:

1. Amber Nelson is wonderful
2: It an Old hag or a young woman in a hat

Coolest Guess Number Two
From Logan:

dance floor

the answer?

don’t forget

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You assume to much.
Who told you to do that?
I want it back the way it was!

Ack! Rant time!

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I dressed as Dr. House at work for Halloween.

Jeans and sneakers, of course, though I don’t own Nikes. My husband’s cane. Never got him the “flames” cane, but that doesn’t matter as the TV version got smashed at the end of last season anyway. I borrowed Logan’s blue (of course BLUE!) button down shirt and Bill’s Ramones T-shirt. I didn’t think ( Read more... )

Sorry, this set is almost all induendo-y! But, all statements were actually stated!
(Presented here without the benefit of context, of course!)

Your husband does have a few inches on me…. -LT

Okay, make it sound like you’re having an illicit affair - LT
Wouldn’t be the first time. - AN

Did he have a deep voice when he moaned? - SH

Once again, we ( Read more... )